A Compelling Body of Evidence: An Armchair Musing

I've only just realized.

Have you ever noticed that most well known comic creators tend to be either bald or balding?

Antony Jonston

Garth Ennis

Greg Rucka

Kieron Gllen

Brian Azzarello

Brian K. Vaughan

Grant Morrison

(Try not to look directly into his eyes)

Warren Ellis

(Telling you exactly what he thinks of you)

Why is this? Well.... I have a theory.

Alan Moore stole all their hair.

I rest my case.